Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
Jewels I found while studying pre Middle Age art history:
Confused “Why do I have two hands?”
-Kvothe, The Wise Mans Fear by Patrick Rothfuss (via indigo-gnat)
You betray him, and I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. Thor: the Dark World x Anchorman
I FORGOT ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES. I AM SO ASHAMED.
I STILL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK. PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS, OKAY?
Where Maid Marian is not a sap who just stays up in her ivory tower to be conveniently married off at the end?
Can we have one like T H White did it, where she’s one of the merry men and her skills are respected properly and yet she is still a woman and Robin still loves her? I just want awesome Sherwood Forest shenanigans where there is this awesome bromance between everyone.
Basically I want a Sword in the Stone spin off where we learn all about their awesome tree, and the clearings system and how they live and maybe not the awesomely racist bit with the Anthropophagai, but all the rest of the loveliness.
I want a film with Maid Marian as the kickass main character, and a TV series about how they live, and a whole spinoff book collection where we learn about how they got there to start with, and it never ends.
Give me a kickass main female character with agency, damnit. These days we only seem to get the hot assassin or the princess in the ivory tower.
Robin Hood needs revamping.
I haven’t actually read it (spybrarian will need to add/correct) but I believe Robin McKinley’s Outlaws of Sherwood has Marion as a main character and she’s way better than Robin with a bow and may or may not be kickarse?
Correct. Powerful, clever, feminine, stubborn, skilled and shrewd.
Also ladies masquerading as men!
I should do some homework instead of singing along to Amanda’s ukulele videos BUT IT’S SO NICE.
Marya Hornbacher (via reinventingmelena)