Ha! Libraries are the farthest thing from calm. Good luck with that guy, sincerely.

Thanks! The trespassed guy is probably only 16ish, so probably not someone I have to worry about too much… she says hopefully. He does some dodgy older mates, though sooooo we’ll see.

“Hey Miss, Miss!” he said, biking past Starbucks where I was drinking desperately-needed pre-nightbrarian coffee. “You work at the library don’t you Miss?”
“Nope!” I said cheerfully, hiding my face in my coffee cup.
“Yeah you do Miss! Hey, see you in two weeks when my trespass order’s up, Miss!”
“Great!” I said, eagerly. “See you then!”
“Bye Miss!”

sallyblogsthings:

One of these is not like the other

One of these things is not like the otter

sallyblogsthings:

One of these is not like the other

One of these things is not like the otter

(Source: cute-overload)

"Weeding the strawberries"
creatureboy

You know… fossicking about in the garden.

ofgeography:

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti 

i now have additional questions

ofgeography:

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

i now have additional questions

Heey, hi! You're Rufus who used to work at Blax and now you're at the hotel where the writers festival was a few weeks ago, yeah? This is Alison from the libraries and also those places! I saw your pics of broken Christchurch show up on my dash, and followed them till I saw your face, (also I'm really hoping I remembered your name right and that this doesn't come off as any kind of creepy like things can do when reallife meets online.) I just wanted to say hi, and that you seem pretty wicked ^_^
spybrarian

creatureboy:

Hey how are you doing? I’m actually amazed my photos made it off my tumblr, must be a miracle.

Anyway, nice to see you on here! You are so close with Rufus that I’m just gonna roll with it, I like it.

Yeah I was weeding the strawberries (not a euphemism) and I went RUPERT. RU RU it’s something Ru that’s not Ru Paul probably…

Rufus is a pretty great name too though.

werewolfmcwerewolf:

important scenes in the secret history

  • "what do you mean people landed on the moon?? how did they get there? when did this happen?”  this is the most important scene in the whole book 
  • richard: “did you guys have an orgy” henry: “…….. we don’t need to talk about that right now”
  • bunny steals pie from someone on financial aid
  • And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore”
  • charles gets high as hell at the funeral and kills a bee
  • "this man was not voltaire we killed.  but still.  it’s a shame. i feel bad about it."
  • "um we can’t confess to murder and go on trial. think how it’ll look!  they’ll think we’re a bunch of rich assholes high on drugs who just broke onto someone’s property and killed them."  THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
  • richard repeatedly trying to convince himself that he’s straight while deeply fascinated in an obviously sexual way by all members of the murder clique
  • richard comparing himself to gatsby in the great gatsby when he is transparently a nick figure
  • "asparagus is in season"

youngassoul:

Street harassment w Xena

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

charmingdarkness:

at the point where im not sure if im faking confidence or if im actually confident